Your fortunes for 2010 revealed…

Lets be honest, 2009 was a stinker for me and not great for many of my friends. In fact if I had kept the receipt it would have gone back. Anyway, its over now and in a long tradition that I am starting today it is time to look forward to the coming year with a few predictions. Obviously I can’t normally see into the future but something amazing and special came into my possession recently that has bestowed upon me a magical far eastern power to do precisely that…

A sacred portal into the future that no mortal was meant to see has journeyed from distant China and chosen me as it’s guardian. Unknowns there are many. How was the journey made? Why am I the chosen one? Why even share these secrets? Over the Christmas period I have wrestled with these questions and although I have no answers I know this – it is my destiny to share with the world the ancient wisdom imparted by the scriptures within the sacred object! This unworldly oracle entered into my life discretely, bundled into a small bag alongside a Hot & Sour Soup and Singapore Fried Rice courtesy of the Hong Kong Chinese takeaway. Now I share it via my blog to YOU and to ALL of the other three readers.

At first I didn’t realise what I had within my hands. It was oblong and box shaped and yet it refused to reveal its’ secrets. I was unable to breach the container – it was as if it was bound by some form of magic seal. I stumbled by chance across the magic words that broke the seal. The box fell to the floor and as I uttered “oh bugger” it landed and fell open, released from its spell. Here then is the device, in the form of a 2010 calendar with complimentary notepad…

Mysterious oracle
Mysterious oracle

Within the “calendar” are prophecies for each of us, grouped by Chinese birth sign. Each sign is a mighty animal and every one of us is aligned to just one such beast by the year of our birth. On this very page are the precisely transcribed words that will shape your year and the year of everybody on this planet. Drink deep from the cup of knowledge, but remember that such power can be used for malevolence as well as benevolence. Knowledge is nothing without wisdom…

Tiger
1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998

Tiger

Career
Working pressure is high. Easily get hurt by “villain” talking behind your back, the “back-stabbers”. And keep a low profile.

Fortune
A sluggish situation, try not to be opportunistic. Stave off money loan or you cannot escape from the fetters.

Romance
Distracted; the development of relationship is like rowing upstream, must be cautious.

Rabbit
1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999

Rabbit

Career
Smooth and of great momentum. It is time to strive for further development, hardworking and promising.

Fortune
Being prosperous, you may pioneer your own enterprise or invest on property. Beware of avarice and arrogance of wine and sex, for it might cause you loss of money

Romance
Busy with social activities, you are gaining good impression upon others. Can easily devleop congenial sentiments towards the opposite sex.

Dragon
1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000

Dragon

Career
Stay away from nosiness. Do not argue with superiors and be cautious when talking. Cultivate quietly to overcome the hardship.

Fortune
Badly-off situation, keep savings and should broaden sources of income and reduce expenditure.

Romance
Filled with emptiness, difficult to develop relationship. Loaded with heavy heart but no one to talk to

Snake
1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001

Snake

Career
Able to turn disaster into luck and happiness. Do not take any chance or else you may face lawsuits.

Fortune
Abide by the presence and should not make any move. Be cautious when making acquaintances. Beware of “moneyed pitfall”

Romance
It is difficult to get along with others and easily having conflicts. Take the initiative to communicate with more people.

Horse
1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002

Horse

Career
Yielding twice the result with half the effort. It is because of great support from friends of eminence. Stay away from “villain”. Do not offend the law.

Fortune
A prosperous and fruitful year with big improvement in luck. Keep a low profile with the money made.

Romance
Sentiment love life is blank. Sweet and tender words will not affect much to have effect on lover. Try not to be too critical and stubborn.

Sheep
1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003

Sheep

Career
With great improvement in luck, career is promising. Yet you should not make it widely known. Keep in low profile.

Fortune
Luck is being unhindered, yet you should be aware of the leak in finance. Be cautious in handling money and avoid overspending

Romance
Easy to attract the opposite sex. With happiness comes with joyous occasions, you become cheerful. Still, do not get confused because of with plenty of choices.

Monkey
1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004

Monkey

Career
With ups and downs, yet it is good to develop outward abroad. You may turn disaster into good fortune if you handle your problems calmly

Fortune
Inadequate and unsatisfactory, it may cause heavy financial damages if you do not tap new financial resources.

Romance
Discrepancy will occur between lover. Should take it very easy and do not drive your emotion to a dead end.

Rooster
1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005

Rooster

Career
Luck is smooth. It is time to show your talent. Avoid being greedy for it is the reason to cause loss.

Fortune
Prosperous, it is good chance to make great fortune. Still, you must handle your money carefully and aware of the sudden “flow away” loss

Romance
Easy to gain good impression from others, coincidentally. It might bring damages to both parties if the emotion is out of control.

Dog
1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006

Dog

Career
Luck is down on you. Development is halted because of numerous restraint.

Fortune
Economy is at low ebb. Be cautious to handle the finance.

Romance
Relationship between friends is not in harmony. Easy to offense people because of your unpredictable temper and moodiness.

Boar
1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007

Boar

Career
The luck star is ascendant and will turn the disaster into happiness. Grip the chance to strive for progress. Do mind your inappropriate words for they might bring damages. Do not show off your fortune.

Fortune
Money pours in many resources with excess. Still keep close look at your finance.

Romance
Good at making acquaintances and particularly in attracting the opposite sex. Beware of the meddler who might jeopardise the good course of true love.

Rat
1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008

Rat

Career
Too many variables lie ahead. Should try to suit the circumstances adapt in order not to be eliminated. Easy to get involved in litigation, stay away from the gossipmongers.

Fortune
Luck goes in-and-out, comes and goes, unstable. It is not wise to make big investment for it might be a total loss.

Romance
Feeling lonely and solitary, it is difficult to find a soul mate. Open your mind and socialise actively.

Ox
1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009

Ox

Career
There will be many obstacles to success. Must strengthen your ability and double your effort or else you might collapse after serious setback. Do not by any means offend your superior, for it might jeopardise your career.

Fortune
Money goes and will be peculated easily. Be cautious to manage your finance.

Romance
Rich in sentiment, sweet and tenderly. Still it remains to be a lukewarm relationship. Try not to be too concerned, for it is no good to extort.

…so the secrets are out. I’m a rooster so for me it’s looking good on the job front and I may have some luck with the ladies but I have to keep a look out for the “flow away” loss this year. I hope things go well for you too – Happy New Year!

3 thoughts on “Your fortunes for 2010 revealed…

  1. Ah Ha! So I’m a sheep. lol Kind of odd I’d fall under that considering how I’m so flocking anti-religion (aka- ‘sheep’ hater).

    Your blog is great, Tim! Thanks for telling me about it!

    ~Susan~

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